Month: May 2010

  • The Project is Almost Finished…

    It took us a lot of weekends and evenings to translate the text from Chinese to English, and now the writing process of adding the English text into the Chinese books is taking even more time.  We had planned on having these done months ago, but they will make perfect gifts when we go back to Canada in three weeks.  I wish we could do more, but the time it takes for just one has been tremendous.  Maybe we will do more when we get back… or work on the next book.

    I finished one of the books tonight, Eva is half done the second and I have to get the third finished up in the next week or so.  It’s a good thing we both have pretty neat handwriting, although Eva’s is nicer than mine… and she’s Taiwanese!

    Anyone out there know the story…




    The gifts of these books is still a secret, but I am just really excited about them and I know anyone out there who knows what these books are will see why I am so excited to have translated them with Eva and put our translations directly into the book.  Maybe we should open our own translation service…


  • Racking my brain for the missing books from my list.  I found a few clues here on Xanga, one on Facebook and two more on a site I posted books I had to trade with people.  I think I am still missing five books.  I wish Simon had a good enough  memory for what I traded to him over the last year and a half so I could remember the last.  I sent a message to Facebook about them ditching my information for their new set-up and I am sure I will receive a wonderful form letter from them explaining that ‘change is good’.  A site like that really should have sent out a message to all users of a possible loss of information on the change over.  But, I guess their feud with Google is more important.


    So, in case I forget, here are 11 more books from April to December 2008…

    Darkly Dreaming Dexter – Jeff Lindsay
    Dearly Devoted Dexter – Jeff Lindsay
    Dexter in the Dark- Jeff Lindsay
    The Devil and Miss Prym – Paulo Coelho
    Killshot – Elmore Leonard
    The Talented Mr. Ripley – Patricia Highsmith
    Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency – Douglas Adams
    Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul – Douglas Adams
    Fortress of Solitude – Jonathan Lethem
    Werewolves in their Youth – Michale Chabon
    Heart of Darkness / The Secret Shaker – Joseph Conrad


    I just remembered the Conrad book while I was writing this.  Down to four more.  Good thing I read an author more than once a lot of the time or I would never have remembered all of these.  This is going to drive me absolutely crazy until I figure it out!!!




    ANOTHER ONE!!!  How could I forget I read The Catcher in the Rye?  Actually, it was an episode of My Name is Earl that reminded me.  Stranger things have happened…


  • I am so mad right now at Facebook.  In the general information section they had sections for you to put your favorite books, movies, TV shows and other useless information about yourself.  I started using that to keep track of the books I have read while I have been in Taiwan.  I know, to most people it’s not that important of a thing, but I usually keep the books I read in my collection, but since coming here I always trade them in so I don’t accumulate too much stuff.  The running total was from the day I arrived in Taiwan in November of 2006 to now… and now it’s gone!


    They decided to change up the website so that instead of you being able to actually write about yourself or the things you like, they want links so that other people can ‘like’ it as well.  Well, good idea for people who want to be like others, bad idea when it erases what I think  is the only copy of that list I had.  I thought I had posted it on here at one time or another, but I can’t find it.  I found the list for 2009 until now (missing the last few books, but I know what they were), but I really love that list.  It’s like standing in front of my bookshelves I used to have back home and be able to just get lost for a few minutes in the memories of each story… now gone.

    Sure, I remember a lot of the books I read, but I know the list for the first two years was about 50 novels and no matter how hard I try I am not going to remember all of them.  Even piecing it together from entries on here will only give me a small glimpse of what I read.  I already found a few I forgot without the list, but I know others will be gone from my memory.  Why do they have to make changes like this to information we want on our site.  I guess I’m dumb for putting it on Facebook and not here, the site I have paid for for LIFE.  Where is the LIKE button for Xanga and the DISLIKE button for Facebook.

    I want my books back…


    And so I don’t lose this part of the list again, I’m putting it here to remember.

    January 2009 – Present (reverse order)…

    The Masque of the Red Death – Edgar Allen Poe
    Thai Girl – Andrew Hicks
    Platform – Michel Houellebecq
    The Caves of Steel – Issac Asimov
    The Story of a Shipwrecked Sailor – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
    Flor My Tears, The Policeman Said – Philip K. Dick
    Chinese Fairy Tales – Sun Xuegang
    Turn Left, Turn Right – Jimmy Lao
    The Shack – Wm Paul Young (currently reading)
    Welcome to the Monkey House – Kurt Vonnegut
    The Short Stories – Ernest Hemingway
    No One Writes to the Colonel – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
    Chinese Myths – Sun Xuegang
    Chronicle of a Death Foretold – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
    White Tiger – Aravind Adiga
    RANT – Chuck Palahniuk
    Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress – Dai Sijie
    Please Don’t Call Me Human – Wang Shuo
    James and the Giant Peach – Roald Dahl
    The Unbearable Lightness of Being – Milan Kundera
    The Gum Thief – Douglas Coupland
    Running Scared – Gregory McDonald
    Loop – Koji Suzuki
    The Lake House – James Patterson (garbage!)
    Fletch, Too – Gregory McDonald
    The Inheritors – William Golding
    Freaky Deaky – Elmore Leonard





    UPDATE… I found part of the list, from November 2006 – April 15, 2008.  I may be able to piece the rest of it together with a little work (and luck).  I know the list should be 47 books long, so I have some digging to do and some brain cells to kick start.  Not so pissed off now… but still a little!

    Spiral – Koji Suzuki
    Post Office – Charles Buckowski
    No Country For Old Men – Cormac McCarthy
    The Cheese Monkeys – Chip Kidd
    Peter Pan – J.M. Barrie
    Teacher Man – Frank McCourt
    On The Run 1-3 – Gordon Korman
    Memories of My Melancholy Whores – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
    Snakes & Earrings – Hitomi Kanehara
    The October Country – Ray Bradbury
    Love in the Time of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
    In The Miso Soup – Ryu Mirakami
    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep – Philip K. Dick
    Swag – Elmore Leonard
    A Spot of Bother – Mark Haddon
    The Big Sleep – Raymond Chandler
    Ripley’s Game – Patricia Highsmith
    Galapagos – Kurt Vonnegut
    Carioca Fletch – Gregory McDonald
    A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess
    Pagan Babies – Elmore Leonard
    Marathon Man – William Goldman
    Diary – Chuck Palahnuik
    Everything in Silico – Jim Munroe
    The Time Machine – H.G. Wells
    Stick – Elmore Leonard
    Fahrenheit 451 – Ray Bradbury
    How to Be Good – Nick Hornby
    War of the Worlds – HG Wells
    Traveling with Che Guevara – Alberto Granado
    Skylar – Gregory McDonald
    The Invisible Man – HG Wells